Monday Mezcal

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Monday Mezcal is a non-alcoholic agave spirit built for people who want the smoke, earthiness, and bite of mezcal in a cocktail without the alcohol. It opens with floral and fruit notes alongside agave nectar, then moves into fresh citrus, apple, roasted agave, pepper, and a distinct smoky finish. The profile is dry rather than sweet, with enough warmth and intensity to hold its own once you start mixing.

Like most non-alcoholic spirits, the texture is lighter than traditional mezcal, so we think Monday is at its best with citrus, bubbles, bitters, or other ingredients that give the drink a little structure. It's also zero sugar, zero calories, and zero carbs.


Why We Love It

Smoke is surprisingly hard to get right in a non-alcoholic spirit. Monday gives you enough roasted agave and smoky character to make a drink feel genuinely mezcal-inspired, but it doesn't overwhelm everything else in the glass. We especially like it when you want something savory, citrusy, or a little spicy rather than sweet.


Try It With

Smoky Paloma: Shake 2 oz Monday Mezcal with 1 oz fresh grapefruit juice and ½ oz fresh lime juice. Pour over ice and top with grapefruit soda or sparkling water. Add a pinch of salt if you like. It's tart, smoky, and very easy to drink.

Especially good with: charred corn and poblano tacos, chile-lime shrimp, grilled chicken with avocado salsa, smoky black bean tostadas, or grilled pineapple with Tajín.


Tasting Notes

  • Nose: Floral and fruity with agave nectar and a hint of smoke
  • Palate: Fresh citrus, green apple, roasted agave, and cracked pepper
  • Finish: Dry and smoky with lingering warmth
  • Body: Light and clean — best with citrus, bubbles, or bitters for structure

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Monday Mezcal truly non-alcoholic?

Yes. Monday Mezcal contains 0.0% ABV and is completely alcohol-free. It's crafted to deliver the flavor profile of traditional mezcal — smoke, agave, citrus — without any alcohol.

Does Monday Mezcal contain sugar or calories?

No. Monday Mezcal is zero sugar, zero calories, and zero carbs, making it a great option for those watching their intake without sacrificing flavor.

How should I use Monday Mezcal in cocktails?

Monday Mezcal works best in spirit-forward or citrus-driven drinks. Try it in a Smoky Paloma, a non-alcoholic Negroni riff, or any recipe that calls for mezcal. Adding citrus, bubbles, or bitters helps give the drink structure and balance.

What makes Monday Mezcal different from other non-alcoholic spirits?

Monday Mezcal is specifically designed to replicate the smoky, earthy character of agave-based spirits — a flavor profile that's notoriously difficult to achieve without alcohol. The result is a dry, complex spirit alternative that holds up in cocktails rather than tasting like a juice or mixer.

Can I drink Monday Mezcal straight or on the rocks?

You can, though like most non-alcoholic spirits it shines brightest when mixed. The lighter body benefits from a squeeze of citrus or a splash of sparkling water to round out the experience.

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About Us

Founded in 2023, Cheeky and Dry is the sassiest non-alcoholic bottle shop you'll find—and for good reason. We boast one of the largest, expertly curated collections of alcohol-free beverages in the world, tailored for every possible occasion.

Our philosophy? Quality over quantity, kindness over conventional, and a dash of irreverence for good measure. We are a proudly women-owned small business committed to bringing you unique products that scream inclusivity and mindful consumption—all while helping you ditch the booze without losing the fun.

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